There are a lot of scams and spams out there that try and trick you out of money, or steal your identity. I won't even bother to try and trick you, just give me $1.. It is that simple.
Want more information ? Read the FAQ.
FAQ:
Q. Are you from Nigeria ?
A. No, I am from Australia. So send me $1.
Q. Are you sure this is not an Nigerian scam ?
A. Does it start with 'Dear Sir'.. Such as ?
Q. Do you require me to send you my banking details ?Dear Sir, Based on the recommendation made to me by a reputable official of the commercial sector of the South African Chamber of Commerce who guaranteed me of your reliability and trustworthiness in business dealings,
A. No, just use paypal to send me $1.
Q. Is this one of those pyramid schemes I have heard about ?
A. No, the money just goes to me. There is no send me money, and then add your name, just send me $1.
Q. Will sending you $1 improve my bedroom performance ?
A. Hey, I have no idea, you might feel better that you sent me $1 and thus perform better. I doubt it will help. 10 out of 10 doctors interviewed said, sending me $1 will not help you in the bedroom. So just send me $1
Q. Will this money be used to help A whale, a child in poverty, some other noble cause ?
A. No, it just goes to me. So send me $1.
Q. Can I claim my donation as a Tax deduction ?
A. Yes, but you will get into big trouble from the tax man for it. I am in no way a licensed charity, and $1 is below most tax donations thresholds. So I do not recommend you claim your donation on your tax. So send me $1.
Q. Will my $1 be used to by drugs ?
A. No way, I have more important things to buy. So send me $1.
Q. Such as ?
A. I dunno, food, consumer goods, holidays, etc. So send me $1.
Q. So let me see if I got this right. You are just some white Australian guy wanting to get rich off the Internet, by getting people out there to send you $1. A. I don't see the importance of my skin colour, but Yes. So send me $1.
Q. Why ?
A. Why not ? So send me $1.
Q. Will this $1 make me more attractive to the opposite sex ?
A. Sure... Why not.. I don't see how, but hey, just send me $1
Q. Will this $1 allow me to get 30% off a Holden ?
A. A Holden what ? So send me $1
Q. A Holden SAAB ?
A. Holden to not make SAAB's.. So send me $1
Q. By giving you $1, will you steal my credid card or bank details ?
A. No it is through paypal, so it is as secure as PayPal is. So send me $1
Q. If $1 makes me happy, will $10 make me ten times (10x) happier ?
A. Sure, why not.. and 1000 will make you 1000x happier, and so on. So send me $10
Q. Do you really think this will work ?
A. No, but I hope you got a smile out of reading it. If you did then it worked, $1 really did make you happy :) If even only for a short time. So send me $1.
Donation Total So Far : $0.00 :(
